The best (and worst) sexual euphemism I've ever heard, in celebration of this most special day...

"Four Wheel Drive" by John Michael Montgomery*

Well, last night me an' darlin', we went explorin',
Rode off the road to a place we'd never been.
I had to stop the truck, 'cause it was gettin' muddy.
We started kissin', then I put it in........

Four-Wheel drive,
And we kept on goin'.
Man, what a ride:
It made me feel like a kid again.

Slippin' an' slidin';
Bouncin' around in the cab.
Bringin' back old mem'ries,
Of all the good times we've had.

Then I pulled it out back on the main road.
I looked over at darlin', and her face was all aglow.
She said: "Honey, that was wonderful! Can we do it again?"
So I leaned over to'ard her, and I put it back in........

Four-Wheel drive,
And we kept on goin'.
Man, what a ride:
It made me feel like a kid again.

Slippin' an' slidin';
Bouncin' around in the cab.
Bringin' back old memories,
Of all the good times we've had.

Yeah, darlin' loves it when I put it in.......
Four wheel drive.

*Reprinted without permission, but hopefully no one will care.

Here's to two confusing, awkward, and overall rewarding years of "off-roading." Cheers!

"Do a little dance!"

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